I stole this, since I have nothing better to do. xDD
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Umm . . . I would, but I don't think it's appropriate. D:
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
An EMPTY pack of cigarettes. D:
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Scrubs. <3
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3 pm, I guess.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:19 pm, I kinda suck. 8D
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music . . . and me singing along. xD *shot*
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was sitting in my grandma's garden, smoking. It's nice and sunny outside, omnomnom. <3
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The beautifully blue sky outside.
9. What are you wearing?
A ripped Cannibal Corpse shirt, black shorts (No skirt? GASP!) and black leggings.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. Something... Ed, Edd & Eddy, I think? o.o Can't remember the details, though. It was probably lame and fucked up. xD
11. When did you last laugh?
When I watched Scrubs, Ed Edd & Eddy and other awesome cartoons at the same time, like ten minutes ago. It was fucking funny. xD I didn't know that you're allowed to call anyone 'butt pirate' in a childrens show? .___.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
. . . Pictures of Jesus. xD I love my grandparents' house.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well... We had a carnival here in town a couple of days ago. I saw many weird things. It's always a very traumatizing experience, I guess. xDD
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's... fun. I have nothing better to do, so WOO! : D
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Dude, where's my car?" omnomnom.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy a shitload of sweatervests and geeky Harry Potter stuff. : D I would also buy Zack & Cody.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I might be with a very special someone in a month. <3
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
More Zack & Cody and Ed Edd & Eddy on TV! . . . No, seriously, I don't know. There's too many things I'd love to change just a little, and I'm too lazy to type it all. xD
19. Do you like to dance?
Only if it's supposed to be silly dancing. : D That's funny.
20. George Bush:
. . . Is history. : D Woo!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I really don't know.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
William.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'm moving to Canada. 8D Not today. Not tomorrow. BUT SOME DAY. *snicker* . . . or maybe not. xD
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Hey dude! There's naked chicks by the pool, and some beer in the fridge - go ahead and help yourself to some! : D"
25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Uhh... I'm just gonna tag

Feel free to steal this, though, peeps. If you're as bored as I am. xD